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License to Chill Certificate Funny Retirement Card

License to Chill Certificate Funny Retirement Card

Original price was: $17.98.Current price is: $12.84.

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Original price was: $17.98.Current price is: $12.84.

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Front Message: Congratulations!
Now that you’ve retired, you’re totally free to do whatever the heck you want!
Inside Message: See? It’s official!
License to Chill
Made my mark, paid my dues, Now hand me down my party shoes!
Issued In: State of Euphoria
Issued To: I.M. Outtahere, Retired Person Extraordinaire
Issued By: Board of Leisure
Effective Date: Today
Expiration Date: Never
No work, no jerks, no problem!
On ribbon medal: The Great Seal Of In Your Face, Working Stiffs!
On back: From now on, life is just 6 Saturdays and a Sunday!

  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card pkg. size: 5.75″ W x 8.31″ H
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size chest(in.) waist(in.) hips(in.)
XS 34-36 27-29 34.5-36.5
S 36-38 29-31 36.5-38.5
M 38-40 31-33 38.5-40.5
L 40-42 33-36 40.5-43.5
XL 42-45 36-40 43.5-47.5
XXL 45-48 40-44 47.5-51.5

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