Inside Message: I got no teeth! They’re all gone! Accidentally dropped them in the john! Paul Revere was here. I went from raisin’ Cain to lowerin’ my cholesterol. If you can read this, the bifocals are working. Waiting on the toilet trying to take a cr*p nothing down there’s working so I guess I’ll take a nap. Flush twice, because you can’t remember if you flushed yet. Here I sit brokenhearted. I’m old. Nothing could be sadder than an uneventful bladder in the moooooorning… I 4 GOT 2 GO! Look Inside Quit stallin’ and have a Happy Birthday!
On back: I knew Kilroy. And he was here. Cranky is as cranky does.