Front Message: Old People Graffiti Big Print Edition
For a good time, call somebody younger.
Inside Message: I got no teeth! They’re all gone! Accidentally dropped them in the john! Paul Revere was here. I went from raisin’ Cain to lowerin’ my cholesterol. If you can read this, the bifocals are working. Waiting on the toilet trying to take a cr*p nothing down there’s working so I guess I’ll take a nap. Flush twice, because you can’t remember if you flushed yet. Here I sit brokenhearted. I’m old. Nothing could be sadder than an uneventful bladder in the moooooorning… I 4 GOT 2 GO! Look Inside Quit stallin’ and have a Happy Birthday!
On back: I knew Kilroy. And he was here. Cranky is as cranky does.
Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
May require extra postage
Card pkg. size: 5.75″ W x 8.31″ H
size
chest(in.)
waist(in.)
hips(in.)
XS
34-36
27-29
34.5-36.5
S
36-38
29-31
36.5-38.5
M
38-40
31-33
38.5-40.5
L
40-42
33-36
40.5-43.5
XL
42-45
36-40
43.5-47.5
XXL
45-48
40-44
47.5-51.5
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